Tuesday, March 27, 2018


New music drops April 1! Featuring such instant classics as "3 1/2 Minutes Til Ecstasy", "Maybe You Should Be On Top" and "Don't Worry, I'm Shooting Blanks".

Saturday, January 13, 2018

NGD! Mockingbird!


Just got this bad dude sent to me from my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Heff. This is a rather generous gift for my 50th birthday coming up next Saturday, the 20th. It is a 2012 BC Rich Mockingbird STQ in Transparent Purple. It is very pretty and pointy and you can only play METAL on it! Ok, not really. I fear I might have to perform sexually to properly express my gratitude.