Friday, October 24, 2014

Taking Flight

The other day, just for the hell of it, I bought this off of Amazon for all of $25. I've always been interested in RC cars and planes, slot car race tracks, bubble hockey and many other juvenile types of things. So I figured why not, let's get one and try it out. The verdict: This thing's a lot of fun. We've beaten the hell out of it and so far it just keeps going. I do have to admit that I am not the best pilot though.

The first time I tried to fly it looked like a carnival "test of strength" game. Up and down, up and down. Level off you bastard! So my smart ass nephew comes in and tells me to let him try. He then proceeds to fly it with near flawless precision, I swear to God he actually made it somersault and loop a couple of times. Damn kids! Of course this is a young person that if I recall correctly was actually born with a game controller in his hand. Yes, fun for all. I think I actually enjoy watching him fly it more than I do flying it myself.

Check out these exciting videos! The first one is him flying it that first night and the second is him flying it outside early this morn. "Indoor Use Only" my arse!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014


You're a dumbass, no two ways about it.

More fun with credit cards! It looks really cool accept for that stupid black magic marker someone used on it.

Finally, just sit back and enjoy this. I so want to go to there!

Friday, October 17, 2014

Catch The Rainbow

Just got this the other day and I am pretty stoked. This is the Ronnie James Dio Rainbow Era Statue from Knucklebonz. I pre-ordered it sometime back in like June or so! As you can see it makes for a charming addition to my manly decor. #137 of a 1000 piece total run. Yeah, I know you're jealous. Long Live Rock N Roll!

As always, click on the pics for a closer look.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Physical Graffiti

Ahh, nothing says minutes of fun like a piece of chalk. My nephews, who should be much too old for such tomfoolery, nevertheless were playing around outside with chalk the other day. Apparently they felt it would be helpful to remind me where my smoking area was just in case I suddenly lost my way. It seems that now not only am I fat but suddenly I am also gay. There's a lot of love here, I am truly blessed.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Le Mans!

Ok, this IS the coolest thing these eyes have ever seen. WHEN I when the lottery people. When.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

"There Is Nothing Wrong With Your Television Set..."

This is the kind of stuff you run into late at night/early in the morning. I watched this for 37 minutes, I couldn't turn away.