Monday, May 5, 2014

Hemorrhoidal Issue

After yet another particularly painful and interesting "movement" this morning (for sharing, yes, you're welcome) I went out to The Smoking Area to recover and my mind fell into one of my usual comedic spells and started to wander. I began to riff on band names (ala The Illinois Entertainer) and came up with these and many more. Feel free to add your own.

1 - George Brett's Hemorrhoids

2 - An Enemy At The Gates

3 - Pass The Knife

4 - Bumpy Starfish

5 - Failure To Launch