And just before 2 PM on January 23rd, two young lovers finally said, "I do", and became as one in the eyes of Our Lord. Congrats to Heff and Donna, I firmly believe they were truly meant for each other, which makes it safer for the rest of us. Heff actually took like 2 days off from work so it must have been pretty serious. Yours truly was also kind enough to grant them a rain check on his right to Prima Nocta. I will collect on that the next time I make my way down to HBAG. Again, happy day you wacky kids!
Finally, a word from Jack Rebney on the content of this post: