This is the kind of shit I get in my inbox (oh yesth) on a daily basis from my friend Heff. This one was too good not to pass along, verbatim.
Dude, I just wrote auto insurance on a redneck that looks JUST. LIKE. YOU.
I SHIT YOU NOT - hat, bowling shirt, sweats, and ALL.
When he walked in, I first thought you were pulling a surprise vacation fuckover visit on me.
Only ONE DIFFERENCE.
- MULLET -
You should really consider growing you a long one.
He looked QUITE powerful and attractive......
Not really a mullet but I still say this is my best look. "Not necessarily stoned but, beautiful".