Apparently I am a wanton, hardened criminal! I guess according to the Tinley Park Police I was not able to bring my high powered '94 Dodge Caravan to a complete stop as I was getting ready to make a right turn at 4:59 in the morning. For those wondering what I was doing out at that time, I was taking my brother-in-law to the workplace. Here is a close-up of the offense in progress:
Oh the humanity! The funny thing is I recall this morning and I remember the flash going off and my cunado and I remarking, "Hey, they're taking our picture!". Bastards!
Well obviously knowing that I was in the right and surely had made a complete stop at least somewhere close to the line, I was slightly peeved. How dare they try and go after me for $100! Seeing off to the side it said you could go online and actually see a video of the crime in progress, to the computers I headed.
Ok fuckers, you got me, the check's in the mail. Sassafrassin' rassafrassin'!