Thursday, August 30, 2012

Ring Around The Rosie...

My God I so wanna party with and am now quite possibly in love with this girl. 22 year old (deuce-deuces!) Maria Louise Del Rosario from Florida recently became an internet sensation for getting an anal tattoo, yes that's what I said, on camera.

Apparently this is not the first time she's gotten a starfish ornament and we here at hope it won't be her last!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Walk This Way

Yay!  Baby Jocelyn got some new shoes the other night and Wil decides to catch yet another precious moment on film, or digital shit or whatever you call it.  Now in the moments of recording before this the mongrel known as Jack decided that he just had to be a part of the festivities by doing a few casual strolls through on camera.  In this edited snippet you'll hear that Wil, your cameraman, had finally had enough of these shenanigans. 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Help Us!

Jesus H!  Look at the size of this horsefly out on our "veranda"!  I was actually ascared!  I think the bastard was sizing me up.  I quickly scurried back in the house after I was done burning. 

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Craigslist Finds

Ok, you're gonna have to click on the image to make it big enough to see but trust me, it's worth it. I'm planning on bringing a carton myself, wonder what that'll get me!?

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Oh God Dammit!

Click on the image for your full amusement. Yep, that was a $152 mistake.  Actually it wasn't a mistake, I did it on purpose, with malice and shit. 

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Yeah, Yeah. I Know...

And it's not like I've been that terribly busy over here.  I do have a couple of things happening so lemme see if I can get it together and resume the regular chock full o' comedy posting. 

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Oh Fuckity Hecks No!

Dudes, if there's one thing I cannot deal with, it's heights.  That probably explains why I don't like to fly also.  Looking at this picture not only makes me dizzy it also makes me feel all swirly and shit in my lower gut/upper privacy area.  There is absolutely no way in frickin' hell I would ever even think about doing this.  No.

Now that I think about it, I will never be going to the Willis (Formerly Sears) Tower Skydeck either. I don't care if I weighed 87 pounds, there is no way I'm stepping out into a glass box hanging from the 103rd floor, 1,353 feet in the air. There is pretty much nothing you could give me to do this. Negative.

                               Oh go to hell little girl!