Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Happy 54th Birthday Heff!
Yes, it's that time again. Longtime BFF, Custom Oddities creator and way too devoted fan of porn lives to see another anniversary of his spawning. Yes, every da... year the hair gets a little thinner and that weed-like thing he calls a beard gets a little grayer. But does he let that slow him down when it comes to drinking 3 nights a week, smoking like a man, and delivering the flesh pipe for a good 37 minutes a week? Hells no!
So without further adieu, I give you just a snippet of the very best of Heff. Happy Birthday Bitch!