Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Happy 54th Birthday Heff!


Yes, it's that time again. Longtime BFF, Custom Oddities creator and way too devoted fan of porn lives to see another anniversary of his spawning. Yes, every da... year the hair gets a little thinner and that weed-like thing he calls a beard gets a little grayer. But does he let that slow him down when it comes to drinking 3 nights a week, smoking like a man, and delivering the flesh pipe for a good 37 minutes a week? Hells no!

So without further adieu, I give you just a snippet of the very best of Heff. Happy Birthday Bitch!

Ah, the promise of youth. And bad haircuts

There's no way I was NOT gonna post this one. You're welcome.

Never miss a photo op kids, make it happen!

Just one more

15 comments:

Heff said...

Thanks, asshole.

You're driving me to drink on a TUESDAY, LOL !!

Kimberly said...

Omg...is that second picture for real? He looks like a younger, eh worse version of Jerry Garcia. WOW. Just WOW.

Happy Birthday you dirty old fucker!

Wil said...

Heff - You're most welcome, fuckstick.

Kimberly - Yes, that pic still amazes me and sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night. He is a dashing man ain't he?

JLee said...

hahahah! Bless you Wil! I have already saved that "Teen Heff" pic ;)
Happy Birthday to the big guy, he doesn't look a day over 45! lol

Alan said...

Wilfred, I will send you a picture tonight of Dowell that you really need to post.

Heff said...

Oh shit.....

Fifi said...

I've always loved him...

Wil said...

JLee - "Teen Heff", wasn't Michael J Fox in that?

Hatch - Fire away, my Heff Folder can always use new material.

Heff - Ah ha, the foot is on the other shoe now isn't it?

Fifi - Well better get in line there missy!

Alan said...

By the way, as you can tell from the picture Heffs mom will always be my fondest MILF.

Choleesa said...

That red outfit on little Heff is the SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wil said...

Hatch - I've already fapped twice today to that pic

Choleesa - He was a pretty young girl wasn't he?

ghunny said...

Happy Birthday Heffff!!!!

UBERMOUTH said...

I LOVE that last pic. That should be at his funeral ..many,many years from now.

Well, Happy Birthday anyway,Heff.

Bobby "the Blue" said...

Quite an hommage!
Happy Berfday, Heff!

Wil said...

Everybody loves The Heff!