Monday, January 19, 2015
Happy 47th (AHH!) Birthday to me tomorrow, January 20. I don't really have anything interesting to post (do I ever?) so I just figured I'd say this.
BUT, we do have some exciting new things coming up such as another installment of "Wil's Fun with Facial Hair" and of course the many exciting things that Wil got for his birthday which is always fun. Also, we are gonna take a look into Wil's eclectic and extensive library of actual books, which should be fascinating so stay tuned!
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Today we add Kelly King to the long list that includes Guitar Extraordinaire Greg Koch, WGN's Nancy Loo and of course my bud, Lou Diamond Phillips! Ok, that's actually the full list. If you're not familiar with Ms. King, she is the current Viagra temptress as shown in the above Viagra "Cuddle Up" commercial spot. Here is the delightful banter:
As you can see Wil commented on her post with a brilliant quip regarding the bear claw tubs in rival Cialis ads.
And then low and behold she replied to Wil with a fantastic emoji or emoticon or whatever they're called these days. I am pretty sure this emoji stands for "I am a good, sturdy gal that would love to bear your spawn" or "I can tell you're NOT the kind of man that needs Viagra or will anytime soon, feel free to roger me roundly".
Stay tuned next time when Wil once again delves into the celeb world. Could it be Erik Estrada? Scott Baio? Who knows!
Monday, December 29, 2014
So, what do you get for the man that has everything (within reason)? Or should I say for the man that buys himself everything he could possibly want (once again within a big reason)? More toys! I got this dandy dragstrip and the nephews and I were treated to minutes of fun and excitement, chills and spills. There's already talk of new cars being acquired, leagues forming and wagers being placed.
This thing is flat out awesome, I highly recommend! I listen to a lot of music on my phone, sometimes when I'm actually awake, and this thing kicks ass. It has nice, clear tone to it with surprising bass that doesn't break up easily. For less than $30 you can't beat it.
Here was an after Christmas gag gift that I just received tonight. I absolutely hate this God Damn thing and it's constant barrage of sad attempts at humor on Facebook and the like. No, it is NOT funny to show a picture of The Elf shitting Hershey's Kisses hundreds of times over and over. It's just not. You can giggle and chortle and guffaw all you want. That also goes for sitting it on the toilet and whatnot. I'm gonna stop now.
Hope everyone had a great Christmas and we all make it to another New Year.
BONUS! - For those that actually came over here from Facebook and bothered to read this whole piece, you've just earned $1.73 via Paypal for your patronage.
Monday, December 22, 2014
Now here's a new law starting Jan. 1 that makes some sense, definitely an old wrong righted. Remember every time you would get a moving violation ticket (in your younger years of course) they would take your license and then invariably in the 2 months till your court date you would get pulled over again and then get arrested cause you were riding on a ticket? Or you would have like 27 occasions when you REALLY needed your license in that 2 months and they wouldn't accept that damn faded and folded 6 times ticket you had? No more!
For you non-Illinois residents, yes, they really did this. I can't tell you how many times I got pulled over "riding on a ticket" and ended up getting arrested cause I didn't have my actual driver's license on me. Or how may times back in the days before debit cards and whatnot when people actually used to write checks or did banking at the physical bank that I was denied transactions and the like because I didn't have my license on me. Yes, I guess I could've gotten a "State ID" but nobody thought of that then, that was for people that didn't have driver's licenses!
So after January 1st, I say to you all, drive fast and take chances! All is well!
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Got this in the mail today, hooray for me! The thing that's perplexing me is how in the Hell did they get my address? I'm quite sure I've never filled out anything there and in fact have only been there like twice in the last 3 or 4 years. The envelope was even addressed (handwritten) to "Wil" so they must have really good intel.
Now mind you I am in no way bothered by this, just curious. I am all over the internets with my many dealings and comedy/entertainment stylings but I never divulge my exact address. Hmm. Maybe I should run right over there today and get to the bottom of this, and of course use this gift certificate!
Editor's Note: I just Googled "Wil Harrison" and found my address in like 14 seconds. Ok, now I'm somewhat bothered. Fuckin' internet!
Hey, maybe they want me to do a couple of spots for them or something? "I'm Wil Harrison, and whenever I'm in beautiful Calumet City, Illinois, there's only one place I'll stop (literally) to satisfy my immense hunger..."
Yeah, maybe not.